David Hasselhoff is the Anti. Christ. He has even less musical talent than John Tesh.. His television shows are unwatchable.. He's one of the world's most popular stars..

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He done it? How can one explain the phenomenal global success of one of this country's least talented individuals? There are only three ways. Mr. Hasselhoff actually is talented, but this goes unnoticed in his own country. Mr. Hasselhoff has sold his soul to Satan in return for global success. David Hasselhoff is the Anti.

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2. THE “JEWISH” SPIRIT OF THE ANTI CHRIST is already at work. St John the apostle tells us what this Jewish spirit of the Anti Christ is: 1. Denial that Jesus Christ.

How did the star of Baywatch get so popular? Here's one theory. Now we are right back where we started, having compared Scripture with Scripture, and have let the Bible tell us who the identity of the Antichrist is. Lars Von Trier is a unique filmmaker that has a style that I would describe as eccentric, haunting, yet somewhat beautiful. With Antichrist he crafts a film that is. A NEMESIS-NIBIRU INDUCED TRIBULATION: THE ADVENT OF THE ANTICHRIST Too much of the Planet X news today is. On 11/11/11, the Immortals movie will debut. What appears to be a Greek myth tale on the surface, looks to be more of a spin on the Bible's account of God, the fallen. Major discovery! maps of deadly storms of past years conforms greatly with the u.n. map of "reserve and corridor system to protect biodiversity"!

Christ. I vote for the latter - - and perhaps, after seeing the facts involved, the rest of the world will agree. The Facts First, the obvious. Add a little beard and a couple of horns - - David Hasselhoff looks like the Devil, doesn't he? And the letters in his name can be rearranged to spellfad of devil's hash. What does this mean? Well, Baywatch is David's fad. David is the devil.

The Hash is what makes Knight Rider popular in Amsterdam.(I was actually hoping to make the letters in his name spell out he is of the devil, which would be possible if his middle name was "Ethesis," which it might be. I'm sure his publicist would hide such a middle name if it were true.)Second - - and most importantly - - David Hasselhoff and his television series were foretold in the Bible.

Biblical scholars worldwide may quibble over interpretations, but they all agree on this. For a few telling examples let's skip to the end of the Bible. If any book of the Bible will tell us who the Anti. Christ is, it's the Revelation of Saint John, which basically describes the Anti. Christ and the Armageddon He causes. I'll just give you the verse, and the current theological interpretation of that verse. Who is the Beast?

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Rev 1. 3: 1 And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns. The Beast, of course, is David Hasselhoff. Watch Black Site Delta Youtube. The Heads are His separate television incarnations. Young and the Restless, Revenge of the Cheerleaders, Knight Rider, Terror at London Bridge, Ring of the Musketeers, Baywatch and Baywatch Nights.

The ten horns represent His musical releases: Crazy For You, David, David Hasselhoff, Do You Love Me?, Du, Everybody Sunshine, I Believe, Looking For Freedom, Night Lover and Night Rockers. Not only does Mitch The Lifeguard literally "rise out of the sea" on Baywatch, but David's musical career has mostly occurred in Europe, a metaphoric rise to fame from across the sea. Rev 1. 3: 3 And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.

Of course, this is a reference to his third head: Knight of the Phoenix, the first episode of Knight Rider. In this episode, "Michael Long, a policeman, is shot and left for dead. The shot is deflected by a plate in his head, but ruins his face. He is saved and his face reconstructed. He is reluctant, but agrees to use K. I. T. T. to help the Foundation for Law and Government fight criminals who are 'beyond the reach of the law'. Knight Rider has been shown in 8.

Rev 1. 3: 5 And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months. The following blasphemies are actual quotes from David Hasselhoff - - I read these while he was 4. I'm good- looking, and I make a lot of money." "There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.""I'm six foot four, an all- American guy, and handsome and talented as well!""Before long, I'll have my own channel - - I'll be like Barney.""(Baywatch) is responsible for a lot of world peace." which the Hoff said at the Bollywood Oscars. Don't believe me?

Read the original article! And here's a blasphemy that came from David's recent (Feb 2. Berlin Wall museum.  I couldn't have made something this great up by myself.  He was upset that the museum didn't spend more time devoted to his personal role in the fall of Communism.  You can read more about it here, if you don't believe me. The Second Beast: Television.

Rev 1. 3: 1. 1- 1. And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon. And he exerciseth all the power of the first beast before him, and causeth the earth and them which dwell therein to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed. And he doeth great wonders, so that he maketh fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men,The Second Beast, with it's dual antennae, is obviously the Television - - merely a pawn in Hasselhoff's underworldly regime. His stereo speaker (the dragon's voice) spews forth the blasphemy of Baywatch until He has caused all people of the earth to worship and watch Baywatch and Baywatch Nights. How well has he done?

Baywatch is now seen by about one billion viewers in 1. You probably never knew this, but the entire historical purpose of television has been to attract a worldwide audience for the eventual syndication of Baywatch. And how does it accomplish this global distribution? Via satellite - from heaven to the Earth.

Rev 1. 3: 1. 5 And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed. How does television work? By giving life unto Hasselhoff's image.

I'm pretty sure the second part hasn't happened yet. Lifeguards: Denizens of the Underworld. These biblical revelations will show that the lifeguards on Baywatch are foretold as servants of the Devil. Need I say who that is again?)Rev 2. And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them. Rev 2. 0: 1. 3And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them.. Doesn't this sound like an exact description of what the lifeguards on Baywatch do?

They sit on their big white wooden throne, and watch out over the sea - - waiting for a dying person to get cast up. Rev 9: 6 And in those days shall men seek to find death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. One word: CPRRev 1. And he had in his hand a little book open: and he set his right foot upon the sea, and his left foot on the earth,Sounds like a lifeguard, eh? Standing on the beach reading a paperback? Rev 1. 7: 3- 5  ..

I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns. And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication: And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.  and if that wasn't enough, try.

Ezekiel 2. 3: 1. 7 And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoredom, and she was polluted with them, and her mind was alienated from them. The fabled "Whore of Babylon."  Well, people have been calling Hollywood "Babylon" since long before I was making web pages.  And of all the women in Hollywood, whose wedding night video is the most popular? Hmmm..  Did someone say "Barb Wire?"Rev 1. And the merchants of the earth shall weep and mourn over her; for no man buyeth their merchandise any more.

Do you know any merchants who invested heavily in the acting career of this "whore of Babylon?"  I've seen that "VIP" show of hers, and I'd be weeping if I had spent money on the merchandising rights. Rev. 1. 8: 2. 1 .. Speaking of lifeguards chucking rocks at innocent people, listen to this excerpt from a recent lawsuit against his Hasselness:  "while Plaintiff was in the audience of the Rosie O'Donnell Show, Defendandt DAVID HASSELHOFF came on stage and threw a stack of cards depicting himself into the audience, striking Plaintiff in the eye.